My cousin just sent this to me and I’m dying because it’s the truest thing ever
this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?
There are three kinds of people.
The one’s who don’t help, the one’s who do help, and the one’s that don’t NEED help.
why u scream
Me as a parent
our child hood
places to go, things to see
mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
me on saturday: i’ll just do all my homework on sunday
me on sunday: i have all day. i can wait
me on sunday at midnight: i hate myself
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